International Space Station Scary Life Story (Aliens are Real)
I work TSA on the International Space Station It's not as fun as you think Yes, aliens are real. I mean nowadays most people already know that. Something you don’t know though, they’re assholes. All of them. That doesn’t make me racist. It actually doesn’t make me anything. We haven’t invented a word for discrimination against extraterrestrials yet, so nice try. I guess I can go ahead and invent the word for us. Or maybe, I’ll just reuse one: Sane. Bad manners, bad habits, and bad breath. Yes. Very bad breath. If you know or meet anyone with chronic bad breath it could be a Glomelean on vacation. Now, you may be asking. Aliens? International Space Station? A committee was formed roughly a decade ago when E.T. encounters began spiking upward at a rapid rate. Countries at the frontier of space exploration met and decided the best choice was, of course, to keep it all under tight wraps, and pretend everyone else was crazy. While, as expected of humans, trying to turn a profit at the s